I always wondered how this guy felt when he learned that David Bowie was going to play the lead in The Elephant Man…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/903447898150637568

RIP with Leatherface’s victims.

Tobe Hooper, Director of 'The Texas Chain Saw Massacre,' Dies at 74 – https://t.co/75R4ajZmmO (NY Times)

— twitbituaries (@twitbituaries) August 27, 2017

RIP. A great college basketball coach.

Rollie Massimino, 82, Dies; Rode Dark Horse Villanova to Basketball Glory – https://t.co/rkaZVFlVSt (NY Times)

— twitbituaries (@twitbituaries) August 31, 2017

The Weeknd doesn’t translate to The Weekend. If you read it phonetically it’s The Weakend. Should’ve thought that through.

@curiousmitch It should also be noted that this is not the same company. Only the same brand name.

@curiousmitch They let the industry pass them by and were already playing catch up when they released WebOS.

@curiousmitch It’s way too late to capitalize on the Palm name.

Daughter texted a new video by The Weekend (golddave.com/0PCyTa) to let me know he stole The Romantcs’ chorus (golddave.com/DFEjIi)

How Does Hurricane Harvey Compare With Katrina? Here’s What We Know golddave.com/SlJu1v (via @nytimes) Me: Inte…

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/902352298231390208

I would have expected something like this from @neilesteinberg.

Loyal fan's dying wish: 8 Eagles pallbearers to let him down 'one more time' – https://t.co/pMkqgKWG9f (https://t.co/g3DZDImaAX)

— twitbituaries (@twitbituaries) August 23, 2017