In an odd cross promotion, Dash Parr ran these bananas all the way from Ecuador to New York City. instagram.com/p/BknvPs1AYCEL… pic.twitter.com/F9nrZjPdT9

New York Knicks and Rangers owner James Dolan could be preparing to sell his teams golddave.com/dH8oU2 (via @CBSSports) Me: And all of New York rejoiced. pic.twitter.com/OjxXSlqtiZ

I just realized how much I’ve let my blogs go. Haven’t written anything for quite some time. That’s got to change.

You had one job. @_youhadonejob1 pic.twitter.com/keLH6aFZsX

You had one job. @_youhadonejob1 pic.twitter.com/jYj3jdGcX2

I’ve given up hope that the @Schnitzi1 truck will ever be back. One less lunch option for me.

In other words, blame ownership.

Y’all need to stop hating on Mickey Callaway. He’s actually a good manager. Direct the hate towards the actual masterminds of the catastrophe. Goodnight bitches and have a pleasant tomorrow #MetsTwitter

— Mets Raccoon (@mets_coon) June 25, 2018

Why is my iPhone 8 with updated apps and plenty of free space taking so long to launch apps? It takes so long that sometimes it just gives up. What’s going on?

@hqtrivia golddave

Melania Trump Wore a Jacket Saying ‘I Really Don’t Care’ on Her Way to Texas Shelters golddave.com/kiORwK (via @nytimes) Me: This is, at the very least, a poor wardrobe choice given what’s currently going on. You’d figure someone on the WH staff would have said something. pic.twitter.com/GOF69t5MvV