I’m seeing posts about MLK Jr. Day and a press conference held a week ago in my @instagram timeline today. In what universe does this make sense? Give me my reverse chronological feed back!

iOS 11.2.5 is now available for iPhone and iPad golddave.com/bRsVvB (via @9to5mac) Me: Perfect timing. I just updated to 11.2.2 last night. pic.twitter.com/TAoeCAj9OX

User Specifications Are Not Complete golddave.com/0Yd2eX (via @DailyDilbert) Me: I have seen this conversation too many times in real life. pic.twitter.com/JykaTqhVM0

@Alban Heureux de vous aider.

Merci to @googletranslate for allowing me to understand this tweet.

Je remercie @golddave de m’avoir ouvert les yeux sur un problème qui m’empêchais d’updater https://t.co/YIr8n9SoLe . Merci !

— Alban (@Alban) January 22, 2018

Killing of Mother-Daughter Team Shakes Polio Eradication Drive in Pakistan golddave.com/G1rus8 (via @nytimes) Me: I cannot understand killing those who only seek to help rid humanity of diseases.

Beware! A new bug can crash iOS and macOS with a single text message golddave.com/SsFwpT (via @gcluley) pic.twitter.com/fss1OzLQI5

Just gave a presentation in a meeting where I was not aware that I was going to be giving a presentation. Good thing I had a clue about what I was talking about.

There’s got to be a better way of doing it than just “flag down someone from facilities when you see one”.

@JerseySchorr Even coming early today was no benefit. It’s complete and utter chaos down here today